1. Lock your doors and hide your children if you see me pull up to your house.
2. If I start talking, just humor me and act interested. I'll go away sooner or later. Just make sure you have enough food and water to wait me out.
Those who know me really well know that in addition to 1. and 2. above, there's more:
3. I am an avid amusement park
4. I have been a transit
5. I like to take myself on adventures that could be classified as "off the wall."
Number Five occurred today and involved Number Four.
My city of residence for 28 years now has added a free trolley service to take riders to the various shopping centers around town. This trolley doesn't run on rails. It's just a bus all made up to look like a trolley. It makes a loop from the train station, over to the Target shopping center, to the outlet mall, and back to the train station. This loop takes 30 minutes and the trolley stops at a few points in between.
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| If you want to ride the trolley, look for this sign and wait right next to it. |








